Dundies
Aww, this makes me nostalgic for season 2—the most perfect U.S. Office season.
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Note to assholes: Chihuahuas are not fashion accessories. They are fragile little animals with widely varying temperaments, and they’re almost never suitable for children. The child whom my Chihuahua spent the most time with in her life kicked her on purpose, and although she wasn’t injured, it was all I could do to prevent myself from flying into a murderous rage. Lesson learned.
My point: get a Chihuahua only if you’re sure you want an actual DOG and not a stuffed animal. Chihuahuas need care and feeding and warmth and training like any other dog. Adopt a Chihuahua for the right reasons and she’ll love you fiercely, make you laugh every day, and maybe even save your life.
(Yes, this all pretty much applies to every breed, except for the children part. Labradors are apparently awesome with kids.)
The Evolution of the Hipster 2000-2009 :: Culture :: Features :: Paste
yeah, that seems about right.
Brendan sent me this and I wrote back and said, “That’s so cute how you and I are right next to each other.”
The Crash by Eric Tan
(via jjennruth)
Dental Office
Dental Office: “We would like to use your creative services but we would like to see some ideas and concepts before we give you the go ahead.”
Me: “Sure. And since you are a Dental office (and I’m already here), lets go into the next room so you can whiten my teeth. If I like the results, maybe I’ll agree to pay you.”
I did spec work for a restaurant website once when I was too naive to recognize it for what it was. The restaurant in question isn’t there anymore, maybe because their customers were all, “Why don’t you make me some food and I’ll see if I like it, and then maybe we’ll order something.”
tryingtofollow: Leviticus also said “no hair cuts” (via)
In the same vein (hey-ohhh) as God Hates Shrimp.
“ Looking back, I found any number of films in which some of the most celebrated heroes of movie history behave badly enough to risk inviting serious scrutiny, if not downright condemnation, from the love police. Here are just a dozen. Can you think of others?
Edward Cullen, stalker? Yes, but so is the hero of ‘The Graduate’ | EW.com
YES I CAN, OWEN GLEIBERMAN. I CAN THINK OF ROUGHLY ONE BILLION OTHERS. DO YOU KNOW WHY OKAY I’LL TELL YOU IT’S BECAUSE OF PARADIGMS, OWEN! GENDER, OWEN! SEX, OWEN! HERE LET ME REGISTER YOU FOR SOMETHING IT’S CALLED FEMINISM 101 IN THIS CLASS WE’LL LEARN ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING HAS PRETTY MUCH SUCKED FOR ALL TIME WHEN IT COMES TO CULTURAL REPRESENTATIONS OF WOMEN IN RELATIONSHIPS!!!! OKAY CAN’T WAIT TO READ YOUR FINAL PAPER!!!! YES GONE WITH THE WIND CERTAINLY DOES PUSH BOUNDARIES WITH OUR HEARTS!!!ANDMINDS!!!
IN A RELATED STORY, IF YOU FEAR THAT A YOUNG LADY IN YOUR LIFE WILL BE GIVEN A COPY OF TWILIGHT THIS CHRISTMAS, PERHAPS COUNTERACT THE EFFECTS BY PURCHASING HER A COPY OF THIS. OKAY. I’M GOING TO GO LIE DOWN NOW.
PS: “LOVE POLICE”????
(via meghanagain) (via kfan)
Heh. I had an early-college boyfriend whose favorite movie was The Graduate. I’d never seen it before, so over summer break I rented it and sat down in front of the TV, excited to experience my dear boyfriend’s favorite film. The scene where Benjamin picks Elaine up, drives like a madman, and then takes her to a strip club and watches her cry made me so angry I couldn’t enjoy the rest of the movie. How could I possibly care about what became of such a raging jackass? The Graduate-lover and I broke up a few months after that.
And then four years later I dated a guy who made me read The Fountainhead. I NEVER LEARN.
Spell your full name without an E,F,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N:
pinkpolkadots:krankmills:section9:think4yourself:arielofblasia:crackkid09:alexanderm:blueridgemountains:bathroomwindow:
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I couldn’t spell mine…. Erica has all of those letters. My middle name does too. My last name would just be O. Boring! /pout
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That’s all that’s left. Erica, you would have had better luck with your maiden name. ;)
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