December 2009
26 posts
Eleanor Rigby
Ernie: So when I listen to songs, I listen to the melody; I don't listen to the lyrics.
Laurie: Really? I'm the exact opposite. You wouldn't want to listen to Eleanor Rigby then. It's depressing.
Ernie: What are you talking about? That song is lovely; especially the part with the violins.
Laurie: Don't listen to the lyrics then.
Ernie: Huh? Really? That just makes me want to find the lyrics on Google.
Laurie: If you wish; you know that whole thing about not finding meaning in your life and eventually dying cold and alone? You know, what you've basically been having a small crisis over? That's what the song is about.
Ernie: Oh.
Dental Office
clientsfromhell:
Dental Office: “We would like to use your creative services but we would like to see some ideas and concepts before we give you the go ahead.”
Me: “Sure. And since you are a Dental office (and I’m already here), lets go into the next room so you can whiten my teeth. If I like the results, maybe I’ll agree to pay you.”
I did spec work for a restaurant website once when I was...
“Looking back, I found any number of films in which some of the most celebrated...”
– Edward Cullen, stalker? Yes, but so is the hero of ‘The Graduate’ | EW.com
YES I CAN, OWEN GLEIBERMAN. I CAN THINK OF ROUGHLY ONE BILLION OTHERS. DO YOU KNOW WHY OKAY I’LL TELL YOU IT’S BECAUSE OF PARADIGMS, OWEN! GENDER, OWEN! SEX, OWEN! HERE LET ME REGISTER YOU FOR SOMETHING IT’S CALLED FEMINISM...
Spell your full name without an...
robot-heart:
pinkpolkadots:krankmills:section9:think4yourself:arielofblasia:crackkid09:alexanderm:blueridgemountains:bathroomwindow:
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I couldn’t spell mine…. Erica has all of those letters. My middle name does too. My last name would just be O. Boring! /pout
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That’s all that’s left. Erica, you would have had better luck with your maiden name. ;)
o d
the most-searched lyrics of 2009 →
maura:
poker face (lady gaga)
halo (beyonce)
love story (taylor swift)
the climb (miley cyrus)
down (jay sean)
just dance (lady gaga)
birthday sex (jeremih)
use somebody (kings of leon)
heartless (kanye west)
fireflies (owl city)
I’ve heard two of these! Poker Face as sung by Eric Cartman, and Fireflies as sung by “This sounds like Ben Gibbard. It’s not?...
