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mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain:

Right now.

One time I got stuck on a plane on the Newark tarmac. I’d just taken an eight-hour flight from Berlin, boarded my flight to Austin, and then my fellow passengers and I began what would eventually be a three-hour-long wait for an available runway. 
My vantage point for the entire three hours looked just like this, except the guy was texting so he had his elbows out too. It was hot and miserable and I was literally trapped in the foot-wide space between my lava-balls seatmate and the side of an airplane. I still don’t know how I kept myself from jumping out of my seat and running up and down the aisle screaming. 

mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain:

Right now.

One time I got stuck on a plane on the Newark tarmac. I’d just taken an eight-hour flight from Berlin, boarded my flight to Austin, and then my fellow passengers and I began what would eventually be a three-hour-long wait for an available runway. 

My vantage point for the entire three hours looked just like this, except the guy was texting so he had his elbows out too. It was hot and miserable and I was literally trapped in the foot-wide space between my lava-balls seatmate and the side of an airplane. I still don’t know how I kept myself from jumping out of my seat and running up and down the aisle screaming

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darnhomosexuals:

dovah-sosa:

darnhomosexuals:

metal-thimble:

daughterofargus:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

#misogyny #sexism

What the hell is THIS - the font on the men’s mug is much too effeminate.

but it has a blue shadow, so it’s hella #masc

it also has the little lightning bolt as the dot for the ‘i’ so you know it’s for men

see it’s not just hella #masc, it’s very hella

darnhomosexuals:

dovah-sosa:

darnhomosexuals:

metal-thimble:

daughterofargus:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

#misogyny #sexism

What the hell is THIS - the font on the men’s mug is much too effeminate.

but it has a blue shadow, so it’s hella #masc

it also has the little lightning bolt as the dot for the ‘i’ so you know it’s for men

see it’s not just hella #masc, it’s very hella

(Source: initiallyyoutoo.com, via feminists-rage-in-texas)

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thepeoplesrecord:

feministjenn:

oxcyde:

tyleroakley:

Damn.

I love this so much

We are also one of three nations without paid maternity leave, and the only developed (“first world”) country without maternity leave.

We are the only Western country without universal healthcare.

It costs more to have a child in the US than in any other country.

In many countries you don’t have to pay for college, and if students do pay, it’s nowhere near the amounts that the US students pay.

I could continue, but I think I’ve made my point.

Although this show annoys the fuck out of me with all its teary eyed nostalgia for imperialism, this is a good moment from the show. 

Turns out that 7 gifs is the exact amount of Aaron Sorkin I’m willing to experience at a stretch.

(Source: magnus-thegreat-redundancy)

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acatnamedhercules:

tubofgoodthings:

obscuruslupa:

doriandawes:

gunslinger:

She would break them over her knee ala Bane in Knightfall.

Buffy would absolutely destroy those assholes and have time to make a snarky remark about it.

Bonus points of she takes them out with pies.

Remember the s5 finale when Buffy threw that guy off the tower without even breaking stride? It’d be like that

I once described SPN as “Buffy but if you replaced every character with Riley” so needless to say it wouldn’t even be a close fight

(Source: buffytardis, via kourtneyleibman)

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the-goddamazon:

dilfgod:

I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have 

Exactly.

Money buys happiness in the sense that it buys you freedom from worrying about food, shelter and transportation, giving you more time and energy to devote to doing things that make you happy. Anyone who says money doesn’t buy happiness has never been broke.

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